so how tf does this work?
01. make an account
it takes like 30 seconds. i chose shopify because it's a totally secure platform.
you might even already have a shop account.
unhinged bids
by court.
curated by me.
priced by you.
collectively unhinged.
my psychotic love for finding good deals is everyone's problem now.
NEW AUCTIONS LIVE EVERY TUESDAY + THURSDAY
SNEAK PEEK 6 PM • BIDDING 7–9PM
WELCOME TO THE CHAOS
ladies, ladies, ladies
nobody asked for this but here we are.
think of this like a happy hour meets pop up shop meets game night, except nobody ever pays retail prices and it’s chaotic because i’m hosting it.
✦
THE TEA
ok, but is this stuff legit?
YES.
everything is authentic, new, and in original packaging unless otherwise noted.
everything is sourced through trusted wholesale, overstock, and liquidation partners. if you have any issues whatsoever, just let me know!
JUST A LIL NOTE
thanks for much for your support! be patient with me as i use you as testing guinea pigs :)
02. grab a drink
every tuesday and thursday night, i'll drop around 30 products.
sneak peek starts at 6 pm.
live bidding opens at 7 pm.
items start closing every 5 min starting at 8 pm.
last item closes at 9 pm.
dads put the fkin' kids to bed.
03. let the games begin
bid on what you want!
bids will go up in $2 increments.
each item closes every 5 minutes starting at 8:05 pm.
highest bid wins.
your card gets charged automatically.
04. get the goods
listen i ain't amazon with next day shipping, but i'll pack DAT BOX and send your wins out on friday of auction week.
cost of shipping is calculated by weight. win something tuesday? keep bidding thursday. bundled shipping means more bang for your buck!
if you're local to fair oaks, you can also do a free porch pickup at my house! except i know most of you have the audacity to not live near me.
peep tonight's lineup
looking for something?
tell me what you want to see and i'll try to hunt it down for you!